umberさんのイラストまとめ

I MISS MY FAMILY……….

im sorry but why does aak look like a fucking maniac here its like hes slipped chemicals into the wok and hes just waiting for the inevitable explosion

my ipad was on like 6%

BABIES

pov: you are shepe

what a handsome young woman
#arknights

clearly you don’t own an air fryer

call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. i am her property. if she ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking.

the beloved scrumpalo

please get sheep women away from me i am prepared to pack only my essentials and get a one-way ticket to carnelian's hilltop mansion where i will spend the rest of my days as her tradwife cooking her meals and ironing her incredibly fashionable wardrobe. and i will be happy