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every time i get to the end of tartarus and i get to see my beautiful wife meg:
literally heartbroken i can’t make this happen <\3 https://t.co/0a9pvkoBWl
me at first: heehee cool russian bear girl
me after reading her dialogue: WH——
cishet men will really sit there and make the most boring basic ass, barely-even-qualifies-as-a-joke-type joke and when people around him don’t react with uproarious laughter without fail every time he will be like “heh. i’m so weird. nobody gets my humor.”