Screemさんのイラストまとめ

Using your VITOPLASMIC MAGIC, you breath new life into this Inanimate Effigy, giving the meaningless object a soul of its own!

It seems to be some sort of Lifeless, Inanimate Effigy!

[Can somebody PLEASE tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!]

After digging for what seems like hours, you finally see it! A sliver of sunlight pours through the crumbling sewer rock! Gazing through the crack in the wall-my god, it's beautiful! [What is it that you see?]

You tie him in a knot!

[...?]

You attempt to solicit illicit substances from the mysterious being.

Using your NECROMANTIC MAGIC, you reincarnate the soul that once belonged to this Cadaver, bringing this deceased being back to the land of the living!

You have recently graduated from college, but the only things you really have to show for it are an intensive knowledge of Wonderwall on acoustic guitar, a glue addiction, and a lousy Bachelor’s degree in… wait, [what was your major again?]