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Me trying on clothes four sizes smaller than I am one week into working out and drinking green juice
I got my white and gay friend @tylynch a @megstalter video for Christmas because he’s sad Lorde hasn’t released an album this year. Thank you for singing that beautiful song Megan. I cried.
@itsguerin It was wild how we got to that song but we got there and let me tell you
Nothing reminds you that you are a normal person in LA like getting shoved by a security as you walk by a celebrity who is at the mall for a movie premiere
A rich person hit me with his car while I was walking across the street this morning. My Starbucks iced coffee exploded, he paid me out in cash, and I’m fine