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#StarWarsSurvivalTips
Don’t go on any mission involving a Bothan...🤦🏻♂️
#CoronaVirusLockdown
Day 9:
After 3 days of Twitter jail...my parole just came through...
So now that I found other stuff to do other than tweeting...and since I missed days 6, 7...and 8...
I guess I’m back to...ummm...tweeting...🤷🏻♂️
#FML 🤦🏻♂️
#FakeFairyTaleFacts
Eventually they will evolve to be all inclusive...
#ThingsToSeeAtArea51
It’s where all the socks lost in the laundry go...
#TruthfulProductSlogans
Bitmoji:
You make a much better cartoon character than a real person...