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@megalophile As the villain, I'm obligated to invite you to just try & stop me?
super villain messes with outfit, causes thousands worth of damage to city
@4threset HEY THIS WAS KINDA QUICK & I MIGHT BE LATE BUT, HEY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
me: why did I have a guitar pick hidden in my wallet
me: *puts guitar pick back into wallet*