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I did this very scientific drawing of the bugs that are ruining my life.
LOL @PressSec Sean Spicer was literally hiding in bushes earlier today.
Anyone my age could've told you that @BillNye was gonna be called on to save the world.
Ever since the Mrs. Buttersworth incident, Mike Pence can't eat a meal alone with a woman other than his wife.
"We are going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future." Indeed Mr. Ryan, millions of people will be LIVING.