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This is just one of my favorite bits. Yes, you could stab a mythological creature with a specific metal that they don't look, but have you ever thought that just getting stabbed in general ain't a fun time???
You thought this was going to be some in-depth backstory about Vampire-werewolf relations? False. It's super petty and that's what I live for.
We really out here making Pokémon that look like Biblical Seraphim now huh. #PokemonScarletViolet
What do you mean you don’t name the hairballs in your apartment? They need to feel included too.
Milly: Feral, possibly has rabies, known to act first think never.
Me: Excuse me madam that's my emotional support feral Pokemon trainer. #PokemonScarletViolet
Welcome to the Mayfield Family where we never stop talking because if we stop talking we'll die.
I was stuck at various airports for 10 hours yesterday and this is probably the only productive thing that came out of that. You're welcome. (+ the original Tumblr post that inspired it.)