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shawn is only 5ft 4 (163cm) lol
he and his wife (whos 6ft / 2m) are also 300+ yr old mfs w magic powers and the state pays them for existing
kurjak is kandzas (left 2nd pic) stepdad and vuks (right 2nd pic) dad
he reeks like ass however. so does his wife. kandza has to yell at them to shower
zlatkos face tattoos arent tribal, theyre actually based off of when hed visit his dad in the mines (his dad was a serbian miner in alaska). his dad would always accidently smudge his cheeks when greeting him. when his dad died he got a tattoo based off the smudge marks
kandza is majoring in agriculture but cant get his degree cuz hes forced to take a stats and a physics class and keeps failing them