//=time() ?>
Guys. guys. just. Imagine him tearfully stumbling home to see Michael. Because he can actually hug him now.
[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD LORD!” [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] “WAAAAH WAAAAH” [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] *WEEWOO WEEWOO* [HELICOPTERS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE”—[EXPLOSION] “MY LEG... MY LEG!!!!”