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It's #NationalGarfieldTheCatDay! Celebrate by catching up with a superior feline, JAVA JAGUAR! https://t.co/9VToIU2N6K
It's #NationalFlipFlopDay! Time to change your political position to whatever's popular today and read some Kickman #webcomics! https://t.co/hK3LkNXclM (see, I can make any day work, just read the comic).
It's #NationalAppleStrudelDay! Grab a cup of coffee and a hunk of strudel and read some Java Jaguar #webcomics! https://t.co/eJNRQYyyUC
It is #NationalMegalodonDay! But no giant shark is a match for Java Jaguar. Check out his #webcomic here: https://t.co/eJNRQYyyUC
It is #NationalPruneDay! Prunes help you stay regular. Read the #webcomic that has been posting regularly for the last five years: Kickman! https://t.co/hK3LkNXclM
Celebrate #NationalEggRollDay by reading Kickman! Because eggs are oval... and so is a football. And Kickman kicks footballs.
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Look just read the freaking #webcomic https://t.co/hK3LkNXclM
It's #NationalStrawberryRhubarbPieDay! Grab a slice and a cup of coffee while you read the #1 #webcomic about a talking jaguar cub living in a coffee shop: https://t.co/eJNRQYyyUC
Today is #NationalDonaldDuckDay! So the current chapter of my #webcomic is devoted to Donald Duck! Read through it or Disney will flag you as a hater.
https://t.co/joaY4iu8t2
To celebrate #NationalChocolateIceCreamDay, throw a scoop into a cup of coffee and read up on some Java Jaguar Adventures! https://t.co/PsMSZNxm1w
On #WorldEnvironmentDay, cancel all your comic book subscriptions and switch over to green #webcomics... like Kickman! https://t.co/umzS5F9zJE