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i'm conflicted.
i warned you. i knew something was afoot.
why seize the day when you can waste the night?
i'm so wasted!
the dumbitude is too strong.
you're not even a chairman!
people are people and i feel so strong. people are people and i'm going on.
this joke makes no cents.
sdjfsl kjfkap SHAKE UP!
at least you can give life a knuckle sandwich.