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@bluejaycryptid
When your sweetheart surprised you with food 🥰
@cxryozier @AscendedFugue That’s literally the best though
A lady literally screamed at me at work today, when I told her I couldn’t hear what she was saying.
Like Jesus lady, all I wanted was for you to not speak to me in a whisper, not swing to the next extreme 😒
@Snoopy_Mahan Can we at least agree that Cap’n Crunch is the best?