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also i made my cats bc i couldn't resist https://t.co/CjFQssS8AD
-"he drinks a lot of starbucks."
-"i like his cool sword it reminds me of zabuza"
-"OH GOD OH MY GOD NO JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT AWAY HES UGLY"
-"he looks like an earth bender"
-"he reminds me of... wait hold on... *googles a picture of the boulder from avatar* him"
-"he looks french"
-"he looks like the karate island guy from spongebob"
-"his power is acting better than he really is. and saying dude a lot"
-"he looks like evil jiraiya"
-"he kills toads"
-me: he's the big bad
"HIM???? but he's so lame!"
-"HE LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKIN"
-"is he a hypnotist? he looks like one"