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Berry Bash - If you couldn't tell by the name, this one's a rip off of diner dash. Surprisingly, it's actually pretty fun and the animations are nice. The intro animation is surprisingly smooth. 5/10
Beach Volleyball - Space Fairy was on the loading screen so this game already gets points, not that it needs extra points because Mynci Beach Volleyball is a genuinely fun game that I've put more hours into than some of my steam library games. 6/10
Barf Boat - Pretty okay balancing game where you have to tilt a boat left and right to keep the crew onboard. During the game, the Captain projectile vomits across the deck with a voiceclip of a dude just gagging and it makes me feel ill. 4/10
Attack of the Revenge - Plays identical to a game-and-watch game, but I'd rather have a game with static images that look nice than animated assets that look awful. Run Neopets through with a sword, club their face in with a cannonball or...splash them? 4/10
Advert Attack - Literally the sort of game you make in a game maker tutorial. Click go to make the ship go. If a kid made this I'd be impressed but I know it was a team of adults. At least the endscreen sums up Neopets pretty well. 0/10
I just realised Crasher Wake is just some WWE looking dude and the massive white eyebrows are part of the mask.
And of course the memes of Phoenyrie forcefully taking Asheay away from his dying friends are in full force.