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Attack of the Revenge - Plays identical to a game-and-watch game, but I'd rather have a game with static images that look nice than animated assets that look awful. Run Neopets through with a sword, club their face in with a cannonball or...splash them? 4/10
Advert Attack - Literally the sort of game you make in a game maker tutorial. Click go to make the ship go. If a kid made this I'd be impressed but I know it was a team of adults. At least the endscreen sums up Neopets pretty well. 0/10
I just realised Crasher Wake is just some WWE looking dude and the massive white eyebrows are part of the mask.
And of course the memes of Phoenyrie forcefully taking Asheay away from his dying friends are in full force.
It's almost 6am and I'm up thinking about my OC Race the 'Ouo'. They're psionic 3ft. tall digitigrade gremlins with a fetish for circular aesthetics. Circles fill their architecture, vehicles and products. The w shape on their mouth is actually lip not fangs.
@binch_queen DREW MY GARBAGE FOREST HOBO, LORELAI. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S SO GOOD.