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Wendell Pierce reportedly arrested after argument about Bernie Sanders turns physical: https://t.co/95kRl4zzal
Wait, the Czech Republic might change its name to "Czechia"? https://t.co/O0ABptrKRU
World's worst traveler brings "art" that looks like a bomb AND drugs to TSA checkpoint: https://t.co/VPuRRVnOhj
The investigations into Flint's water crisis are shaping up to be Republican hack jobs: https://t.co/NHC1rEKhUg
Why isn't Hillary trying to tie the GOP to Trump's idiot racism? https://t.co/TkrmtYI92F
Man accidentally shot at Florida Cracker Barrel in literal, actual most American thing ever https://t.co/2ZcNwqynP1
Ireland declares war on pennies, just like America should: https://t.co/gWJR45hwar
Out-of-control NCAA lunatics want to move March Madness to April: http://t.co/fcDZrHQgt2
Donald Trump is hosting SNL on Nov. 7 and the world will end in fire: http://t.co/3uMVpXKRYG