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[rustling sound in bushes, sound of glass shattering, a person enters from the now broken window]
“Hey, did I hear someone talking about the need for quick, convenient medical testing?”
1. The problem is not Trump.
2. The problem is that people are idiots.
3. I will fix the problem. Permanently.
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