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12. enji enomoto - a con artist who retired from cons to become an evil librarian full time
11. ophelia moralis - niko's eviler younger sister. has a massive vendetta against the rich and tries to ruin their lives at any opportunity. gets niko to help her sometimes
10. niko moralis - a much put-upon pr agent who has trust issues. severely workaholic but also hates his job
9. daishin taniguchi - her robot child. has issues with memory and expressing emotion. sometimes retires to the beach and looks like this but other times is just depressed
8. minami taniguchi - robotics genius who got a bit exploded one time and also got big into unethical science another time. she loves her robot child
4. clement - bellamy's older occasionally dead brother. Literally just a decent guy
3. camellia - hey this guy looks familiar. prince of a fey court who came to the material plane presumably because the guys are hotter here
2. bellamy - evil prince of a tiny fake nation who isnt always evil. but most of the time. gigantic flirt and occasionally smart but usually not
1. baku - a dream-eating wizard who is bad at being rude despite her best efforts. what if you were just a little creacher