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@actuallytej I'm going to pluck out the blonde man's hairs one by one and then tie him to a hog roaster over a fire I think
These three idoits and their fake love lives are my strongest motivation
When you're all in a relationship but you're waiting for your boyfriend to figure that out. https://t.co/5HPQA8xVEk
As a bonus, heres Gia's son Alexi. He thinks everyone mentioned in this thread is an annoying moron. (Except MAYBE Gabe but hes on thin ice.)
He's also like
12
So with unlikely but loving parents and two doting and immortal grandparents we welcome another set of twins into the world.
Manakel and Gabriel
(Sarah made these ones I was burning myself out on picrew lmaooo)
Two houses noble and alike in dignity.
And in magic running through their blood.
It was no surprise when their paths crossed. Supernatural abilities thrive in the underworld. The bigger surprise was when the prince of slitting throats fell for the queen of the waves.
This little boy grew up to be very good at what he did, honestly he was good at anything he tried his hand at, but he liked what he knew.
And so we have Bel
Twins.
Gianna and Giacinto
Blue and Gia for short and to avoid confusion