Sojaroさんのイラストまとめ

If exactly one person follows me on https://t.co/jAaAo88gWy, I'll be contractually obligated* to talk about how to properly cook a Noctowl (and 99 other Johto pokémon).

Stop lying to yourselves-- You know you want to see that.

women fear fish
me want me

"Make a pirate hat," they said.
"It'll be cool," they said.
"Add an eyepatch," they said.

Please enjoy the fruits of my work.