🇵🇸Sophie Goose🏳️‍⚧️bIm✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽さんのイラストまとめ

Continuing with the Cookie Run brainrot, I headcanon these two as having had a fling at some point, found out they were woefully incompatible & broke it off, & now they both sit awake at night, each blaming themselves & wondering if they could've made it work

Big gay drama vibes

Also

Me, having just started Cookie Run: "lol, why are people simping for lil' gingerbread people? Bizarre."

Me, a few weeks later: "...goddddd dammit"

*picks all three up and steps towards the door*

Do not speak to me or my children ever again

AND THAT'S NOT ALL

They have a dragon horse in the works and their promo shot makes him look like Sephiroth

I am LOSING MY MIND

Also this figure has that mcfreakin' Lewis Pepper body-type (without the leg day skipping, of course), h e l p me

If I had any painting skill built up and 70+ dollars to dump into parts I'd be making a Mecha Lewis custom in no time, magenta LEDs and everything

Maybe someday

@Nistuff As you can see, my taste matured as I aged, lol

7. Dionysus from Hades

Listen: I'm an introvert, I got anxiety, I hate parties and I don't like alcohol...but this guy?

This guy I'd go to a party to hang out with.

Also: thighs that could kill a man, always a plus. 👀

Behold: my two braincells, about to rob a 7 Eleven together

*crashes through wall and continues* this is a hill I will mcfreakin' DIE on

You look at these dudes and their giant shelf tits and YOU tell ME that they should be flat-chested in human form, smh

Adding a new member to the "women who could kick my ass and I'd thank them" club tonight: