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<Interview Log 811-877>
Dr. Trebuchet: Aé?
SCP-811: ... [Banana in her ear]
Dr. Trebuchet: Aé, why have you got banana in your ear?
SCP-811: What?
Dr. Trebuchet: WHY! HAVE! BANANA! IN YOUR EAR!?
SCP-811: I cannot hear you, I have banana stuck in my ear.