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When ur girl sees the feast u two going to have tonight.
Stuff sausage
Corn on the cob
Skirt steak 🥩 with steamed green onion
Beef Tender loin
Stuffed chicken breasts
Baked potatoes
When ur girl can’t wait for u get home so u can tap her sexy ass😉.
Maybe send u a video of her playing with herself with huge dildo🤣
When ur gf pulls out “u didn’t have to get me food” excuse.
Btch I see u eyeing my Big Mac & fries. That’s why I order two & got ur green tea soda.
When ur gf find out she FaceTime u by accident while she was using her toy.
Me: babe? Why r u ..:.. *see gf shoving a dildo into her & she look shocked as I see what she doing*
Gf:…….. hi baby…… how…. R …. U😰
When u need to hit the gym😅
Dam either Fuutarou needs to hit the gym or Yosuba needs to lose some weight.
Oh shit!!!! I pissed off the fat women of Twitter.
*running for my life 🏃♂️ *