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I hit 30k followers here on twitter over the weekend!
Thanks for continuing to follow me through my constantly shifting fetish tangents.
True humiliation is knowing that your crotch looks far more impressive when it's locked up than when it isn't.
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'What would it be like to be a dick' the cartoon gimp thought to itself one day.
(@Redflare500's dil-drone pieces have been hitting me in the right places!)
Carrying on with extremely niche fetishisation, anyone for golf?
What do you do with a Donkey Boy?
Play 'Pin the Tail' obviously!
*insert xylophone tannoy here*
Manchester Kink Events this weekend.
Friday: @mancsbound @stretch_mcr
Saturday: @clubaddict @ClubLocked
You may recognise him from milk cartons that say 'Boy Missing, Reward $$$$'.
Happy Birthday to @boynextdoor815
When you say you aren't really a dog, but the moment someone says 'GOOD BOY' your ass starts to wag uncontrollably. I see you.
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