squidsplosion.etheirys.socialさんのイラストまとめ

"i'll have them home by 10" vs "my apologies sir i meant by 8"

"i'll have him home by 9 sir" vs "he calls me daddy too"

i am forcibly removed from the cafe because i asked if they were on the menu

slow your horses knight boy

you wanna play some fucking hoops, vassal

@ people saving for a spark but keep seeing everyone pull summer units

me, the boys, and a cold one

2014 Vane: questionable. mildy trustworthy. a dumbass with weird taste

2018 Vane: would die for. not book smart but still functional. hunk with 3 boyfriends. has the entire encyclopedia of gay terms memorized and can catagorize you on the bear-hunk-twink scale from 10 miles away