POOPSMITH: he can’t speak, and even if he could, the poopsmith is a man of the lord. if he swore, god would die. every day is a countdown until the unknown day where the poopsmith drops an f-bomb (12/13)
STRONG MAD: has learned many swears from hearing strong bad and the cheat, but has no idea how to use them. when he DOES use them, he is scolded for it, which somehow works (11/13)
KING OF TOWN: uses swears that stopped being used decades/centuries ago. most of the time you can only tell if they’re swears by how he says it. it’s impossible to be offended by him (8/13)
THE CHEAT: the largest threat. he knows MANY swears and knows exactly how to use them. can and will be absolutely brutal. his seemingly nonsensical cheatspeak is merely a shield for those who don’t understand it (4/13)
STRONG BAD: often swears, but never in insults; only for spicing up his regular language. insults are usually creative enough to not require swearing. he can use fuck, and knows how to use it, but he uses it sparingly. strong bad has it down to a science. (3/13)