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Limp Bizkit are trending, I really thought they'd fucked off YEARS ago! Here's Klöwnfingerr instead
https://t.co/akscs3cCkn
It's #InternationalCarrotDay 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
Have some MASSIVE CARROT ACTION from Power Pug™ by @Danny_D_Pearson & me!
@carolvorders I can't keep up! To paraphrase Oscar Wilde “To elect one poor Prime Minister, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to elect 5 looks like carelessness.”
Morrissey is trending, I drew this once but for the life of me can't remember the context, he'd probably said something daft, that seems to be the pattern these days
.@mrjamesob Johnson just won't flush, it's more a case of 'turd immunity'!
#Partygate The absolute front of that lying bastard Johnson (he'll get away with it, again!)