SwingShineさんのイラストまとめ

Lorelei: "Check out this new dress I got! Isn't it cute?"
*SQUASH*
Lorelei: "Ack! What the heck, boss?! That wasn't an invitation to flatten me!"
Swingshine: Sorry, Lei. The people demand it.
Lorelei: "Oh, I bet. A bunch of sadists is what they are...*mumble mumble*"

Lorelei: "*Sigh* Why did I even try to play around with farming tools? I need to stick to messing with technology."
Swingshine: Maybe, but at least you make a good flag.
Lorelei: "Gee, thanks, boss! You just had to string me up on a windy day too, huh? So thoughtful..."

@Puffnaughty2 Lorelei: "Oof, that's a tough one, but it was probably the time I was exploring a paper factory and accidentally got too close to one of the presses. I got squashed in a pretty silly position, and then the boss decided to put me in a frame and hang me on the wall!"