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"When I was a kid, the Chamber of Horrors was the last place at the fair I'd visit. Even then, it used to make me sick for looking. But I always had to go in. And I still do."
"I know," says the God of Mayhem. "Let's fuck with Constantine again."
"You clever little shite... Why? Why help me out, just like that?"
"For balance, John Constantine."
Constantine and The Stranger #Hellblazer
"I have a powerful urge to run--to jack it all in and go down the pub instead. But I never did know how to leave it well alone. I mean, why break the habit of a lifetime?"
constantine has a lot of dead friends but at least he helps them cross over to the afterlife when he can.