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me realizing i've made it through elysium w/o seeing patroclus and now i have to see theseus's stupid face
me at 14: yeah i like horror, but i don't like THOSE kinds of movies with needless violence and jumpscares, i'm an INTELLECTUAL
me now:
thanks for telling me how i died, not like i was there or anything #HadesGame
and to nobody's surprise, my first instinct is to make lesbian edits....