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#ShouldProbablyStickTo my hunny
I'll take you to another world #SciFiInuendos
#WhenIDrinkTooMuch coffee to stay awake I start seeing things
#AndLaughterAlwaysFollows a good pun
Booty hypnotism #CalmedTheMonster
#LetsResolveTo go as long as possible with no bad news
Pickles #MyPersonalizedLicensePlateIn8CharactersOrLess
#MyClosetMonsterAlways appreciates when I make him a sandwich
#ItsTimeToBeGratefulFor friendship
#RakeMyLeavesAndIll bake you a pie