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It’s finally official. Inuit do not have 100 words for sausages. Now shut up about it.
Look, I really can’t decide: when I’m writing GRR, should it be GRR or GRRR? Under what circumstances could it be GR ?
Martha, Oh Martha, Oh Martha. Yes, I know your name is Doreen but I just like the name Martha. It’s like a tune on a flute, whereas Doreen is like a tune on a goat.
Shall we try that new board game? The one with no board, no dice, no tokens, no instructions? I enjoyed it last time!
My card. Here, take my card. My business card. Here, take it. Do not let it slip through your meaty fingers. Take it. Read it. Take it. Here, take my card.
You bauble, Dorothy! You absolute bauble! You absolute and utter bauble!
Waiter, there's a storm in my teacup!
I know sir, It's been brewing for days.
Excite-a-toad!
Excite-a-newt!
Excite-a-frog!
After three issues, the magazine folded.