Accident-Prone Pikeさんのイラストまとめ

I don’t know why everyone’s grabbing me and yelling, “Pike, don’t be a fool!” All I was trying to do was run back into the blast of an alien superweapon to save the Klingon who’s spent months trying to kill me.
Don't @ me. I had to try.
#honor

Starfleet Command: Pike has spent enough time being responsible for the lives of everyone on his ship. Let’s promote him to fleet captain.
Me:
Me:
Me: Now I’ve got a whole fleet to protect.
#honor #responsibility #mykids #familyjustkeepsgrowing

Your idiot son backs his rear end into a cactus and can't break horses for the foreseeable future. What do you do?
Pack him off to Starfleet, where at least he'll make himself useful.
World, meet my dad, Josh Pike.
#originstory #awkward #theunfortunatetruth

This is me reevaluating my life choices, which I do from time to time.

. . . In unrelated news, Tellarites are not as fluffy as they look.
#diplomacy #consequences #shoreleavesoundsnice