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@_Alphajn YOU HAVE TO PERISH BY MY HANDS JANA DID YOU KNOW. DID OY UKNOW I HAVE TO BEST YOU IN HAND TO BHAND COMBAT NOW
14) fav villain team IM NOT ORIGINAL! [BARKING AT GUZMA SPECIFICALLY] HI KING! HI KING! HI
(i do have a nostalgia spot for that bunch of turbodweebs in team galactic tho <3)
12) fav professor
again. i didn't play these games. so what is my reason? i think he's cute. you know me. you know what i'm about.
11) fav rival
i literally don't remember shit about this guy from when i played crystal as a little kid EXCEPT that he SUCKS fucking ass. isn't he the son of some evil dude? i dont fucking know. i only rmr that he was a fucking hater and that's hilarious.
7) favorite starter dppt my favorite gen so heres my little friend who grows a Whole Tree On his Back, Turtwig!
his earthquake...i was unstoppable.
6) fav variant
LITTLE BABY!!! LITTLE BABY MAN. LITTLE BABY BABY BABY MAN. LITTLE GUY. LITTLE BABY FELLA. BABY BABY BAthe hsiny also SPEAKS VERY PERSONALLY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
5) fav mega/gigantamax
a LOT of the mega evos whip ass but this huge freak rules its got a RADIO TOWER ON ITS BACK
4) fav legendary
you know i really do not spend time thinking abt the legendaries very much. its a pretty even split between entei giratina and This Fine Lad but im inclined to Bear because of Archer i Admit so you know what. its Urshifu Time Baby i Like this Kung-Fu Bear.
1) fav pkmn
MY DARLING MY ANGEL MY SWEET, SWEET BABY BOY 6 FEET OF ABSOLUTE FLUFF BIIIIIG PUPPY BIG PUPPY BIG PUPPY BIG PUPP