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I think a wedgie is the international symbol for "you're not getting what you asked for" http://t.co/865WUzuFiy
NEVER leave the office when there's an important vote coming up. New comic: http://t.co/oLRR9VmAos
We have smart phones ... why not smart furniture? New Petri Dish comic: http://t.co/B1xBy9RlTp
People are always ruthless, but they're never just ruth. Weird. New comic: http://t.co/FbhJw6lrtA
A squirrel quoting a line from a movie about a bat. Doesn't get any better than this. http://t.co/a54zXWLN1x
Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Which sucks when you're not the possessor. http://t.co/jVl9SSdVnp
New comic, in which words are said and commodities are traded. http://t.co/Ec5sOnHAJQ
Remember: real quotes can hurt just as badly as air quotes. Use them responsibly. New comic: http://t.co/4qWElcEqgg
This is what happens when you're not responsible with tentacles. http://t.co/EUebSIUoO0
<Insert words to describe new comic here> Paste link to comic here: http://t.co/cfJDLM9Q71 <insert teaser image>