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ARCs (print/ebook) are available now for my new horror comedy RETURN OF THE LIVING ELVES, coming 11/29. If you're a book reviewer or writer interested in blurbing, shoot me a DM!
"The funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn" --@nkolakowski
**WEEKEND GIVEAWAY**
The latest goal in my ‘Win a Haunted House’ contest is unlocked! To enter to win a $100 gift card, just like, RT and follow! I’ll select a winner Sunday night.
Since #TMNT is trending, I'm once again putting it out into the universe I'm the PERFECT person to write a Pizzaface one shot
(Pic from https://t.co/ySsk5cxbSy)
With MAN, FUCK THIS HOUSE surpassing 100 Amazon ratings (4.1/5), here's the first batch of step goals in my "Win a Haunted House" Contest, check 'em out!
If MFTH sells 1 million copies, I'll give away a haunted house.
Like, RT & Follow for a chance to win a $25 gift card!
This is hands-down the best single panel in the entirety of Neil Gaiman's SANDMAN run: