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@ProfessorOlaf @liqquidfire If you win a combat encounter, but you don't do a victory dance, did you REALLY win?
@K_Burkhardt "Oh, this armor? THIS armor was made by Dwarves. They're very advanced for their time. Also, IT'S MAGIC! Now sit down and roll the dice!"
@BettaGamesHQ @scriiipt @xaichai @Take20_DnD @katiesgamecrner @Ervael @heroskulls @roilcardgame @BSGTheory @MaltedMeeple @TwoGunPixie @TheGodDamnDM @DragonNextDoor @MystyVander @DragonCardGame @Paper_Dragon_UK Can you feel the love tonight?! We can! Thanks, Zack!
Fun fact: while the owlbear is half owl and half bear, the bugbear is somehow neither bug nor bear. Bugbears are goblinoids that look like this. It took me embarrassingly long to discover this.
What do you wish someone told you when you were new to #DnD?
#SaveANerd
@burnthecomedian @snickelsox If you want something horrifying, you can just go directly into the mouth of an otyugh. They live in sewers and are supposed to relish eating "filth and offal." At least it's eco-friendly!
@danaleighbee Dadilus Pebblebrand was a cobbler who had a midlife crisis & tried to solve it by going on an adventure. He is an inept coward who is woefully unprepared for dungeon crawling, but he spent his life savings on a sword possessed by a spirit that fights for him using monk abilities.
@clinton_hillman @TheKindGM @OrdinaryDM @schwarm @majestictrinket @gamewriterMike @pixelscapes @SddSandDragon @Archmage_Derek @GeekRx @rolllikeagirl @SarahJaneAvory @cbsa82 @MeganPsyD Two weeks in a row?! You're gonna make us blush!
@mattcolville Dadilus Pebblebrand was a cobbler who had a midlife crisis & tried to solve it by going on an adventure. He is an inept coward who is woefully unprepared for dungeon crawling, but he spent his life savings on a sword possessed by a spirit that fights for him using monk abilities.