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BREAKING: Banjo has been critically injured while trying to parachute into a mall to salvage the B-A-B Isabelle plushies. He claims there seems to be a malfunction with his backpack in the process
CONFIRMED: Garfield was a creature from the Milky Way this whole time. Here's a photo to prove it
I got big plans for the summer. A way to make Polandball the marketing juggernaut of the 2020's
Bang on the Door's art style is quite interesting to say the least
BREAKING: Miraitowa and Someity got new jobs as spokespersons for Mos Burger after the Tokyo Olympics' opening status still remains unclear as of now
BREAKING: The Galactic Federation announced today that Stitch (aka Experiment 626) has escaped from limbo and is sabotaging the entire country from state to state as we know it
Poor Burton learned the hard way not to touch Lucy's cookies she just made for Santa
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BREAKING: Garfield the ultimate chonker is back for revenge after multiple tabloids claim that he wolfed up an entire soccer stadium, which is proven false by fact checkers
BREAKING: We've got news that Peter Griffin will be the new host of Jeopardy, replacing Trebek in the process. It's going to be freakin' sweet