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BREAKING: It's officially #ChristmasVacation, so let's all deck the halls and light the lights!
Unlike Hallmark and the one million "moms", I support everyone, even gays and lesbos!
#boycotthallmark #LGBTpride
BREAKING: MSNBC is suffering major layoffs after trying to silence Andrew Yang's intelligent speech
#BoycottMSNBC
FACT: I'm secretly the ambassador of loving cute things, especially anything Sanrio related
#FunFactFriday #fanart
Damn, these new Gigantamax Pokemon are straight up ballin
#PokemonSwordShield #dankmemes
@Rocko_Rama Damn Twitter, back at it again with eliminating innocent people