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last night I took a shower with my girl, until she turned around and asked "who are you?"
people please don't unfollow me cause it hurts my feelings. because i dont have any friends in real life any more. my best friend he went to war and my other friend she went to college so i have no body for a while.
Happy Saint Patricks Day
to all my irish freaksters like me
for incase you women are thinking it. no im not Justin Bieber
i love you,you love me,let's tie Barney to a tree,with an arrow in his butt,and a bullet in his head,oopsy daisy Barneys DEAD!
ewwwwww may 7th our landlord has to spray for cockroaches because of our fat nasty neighbors. we dont have them but he is spraying so we dont get them!