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.@jujumaycry drew me this amazing chibi! I've never looked more friend shaped in my life.
What is up everyone it's me Shatur Sugah here to provide you with top tier jester content. Yes, everything is in order here. Time to do my silly little jester tasks.
Here's a re-introduction as my original sucked!
I'm Tulip, the funny spider! I'm a pink, fuzzy Tarantula who was transformed into a human-hybrid by a witch! I like to do bit-focused comedy streams where I play any game I feel like. Drop by web! https://t.co/bzAsQUO3Ux
I commissioned @EyecatVT for a new emote... and it's the best one yet. Paying homage to a staple of my stream, it's da bald, in case you ever wanted to blind people in twitch chat. This should be live by tomorrows stream!
Tomorrow at 2:00 PM EST/11 AM PST I'll be playing Carmen Sandiego: Treasures of Knowledge. I played this during my early childhood and I remember it having fantastic writing, and it's possibly even the best Carmen Sandiego game. Let's see if it holds up! https://t.co/bzAsQUO3Ux
@ArlyDarkfire Fun fact: My good friend and mod @parsnipbunner was inspired to make their own vtuber funko pops by you. Notice them.
@VTSketchy I'm a chuckster!
But not really. I'm a tarantula. I lied. I stream video games of all kinds and try to milk as much funny out of them as possible. Follow me on https://t.co/tmZWn8SKid please, nothing would make me happier than to you make you laugh!
@kusurikoito I am Tulip the funny spider. I make jokes on https://t.co/bzAsQUO3Ux while playing video games. A novel concept, I'm sure. Apparently, I possess the fabled "chaotic energy", so if that's your type of stream drop a follow.
I commisioned @milkylumia and I'm absolutely flabbergasted (is that a word that people use? idk. I'm flabbergasted either way) at how beautiful and elegant it looks... Tulip but if she wasn't an internet gremlin