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What if the real Sacred Sūtras from the West were the White Dragon-Horse, Handsome Monkey King, Gluttonous Pig-Monster, and Cannibal Sand Ogre we bound into servitude along the way?
Yeah man, I mean, just imagine a story in which Harry Potter existed in a world alongside nonmagical people and all their blasé workaday equipment.
Not on my watch! https://t.co/AGL6JsC1Hx
REMEMBER: If you're hot, they're hot. Let them inside!
And now it's time to play:
Jesus, Sauron, or Qin Shihuang!
Takes credit for dad's achievements✅
Homeland is armpit of the world✅
Millions of followers ✅
Absolute twink in prime✅
Claims total global dominion✅
Powers That Be align against him✅
Death temporary inconvenience✅