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when you see @elsa_brittin for the first time in like five months and she doesn't say hi
when a homie compliments me on my @ghostly laptop decal at the airport
Mickey Mouse's nose was designed to hit your ladies' g-spot
old but gold
@hollyesheppard
>roll up to WalMart scanner girl >scan everything >eye contact when I'm about to pay >better moustache than mine >mrw