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once upon a midnight dreary, smol ham wanted to eat a berry
(if you say the words wrong, it rhymes)
ERRYDAY
(don't actually smoke every day it makes your lungs go hurty)
(unless your lungs have done something terrible to you like fuck your wife. then you gotta to show them who's boss)
ham got hurt because everyone is acting silly :(
this is not social commentary
do you guys know @wildlifeaid ? they have a channel on the youtubes where they rescue all sorts of critters. it's really cute and wholesome. also, birds of prey mainly live in very tall warehouses for some reason