die with the most likesさんのイラストまとめ

shaking rn.

good meat.

Saturn devouring a barely warmed microwaveable shrimp diablo lean cuisine while being humiliated by his boss and coworkers on zoom. later returning home to a failing marriage and a time share he doesn’t use. and another sleepless night. it’s been this way for 15 years.

shaking rn. just minted my trump experience of being partners with Steve Bannon on dancing with the stars. pass includes TJ MAXXX vomit bucket and drool tin for Bannon himself who has promised to molt a layer of skin before dancing to Cheerleader by OMI. shitting rn.

good meat.

good meat. when you wish upon a star.

feed the fucking birds.

good meat.

exist to transact.

we went to the bar where Vonnegut wrote slaughterhouse 5

and watched an 80 year old in a slipknot shirt warm frozen patties on an electric grill

and read a newspaper from two days ago and wondered when the moon got so full

or when our coats got so heavy