die with the most likesさんのイラストまとめ

feast on the pointless worship of someone dying in their favorite easy chair after and inconsequential life. shop for a burlap Aeropostale suit at TJ MAXX.

he went to jared.

right click save ass

the term “adulting” can really only be applied to getting annihilated drunk and shitting your pants in a Chili’s Too airport bar. Only then have you truly graduated adolescence.

he has risen. and with him. the abandoned dreams of an entire town. wading in their respective retention ponds. consuming until death. 1.75 ETH reserve. for untold salvation. to join the afterlife. in a trash vortex outside of an abandoned mattress store.
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GM. tomorrow morning. we worship. at our overstuffed altar. the corpse of an indifferent stranger. responsible for propelling us through another inconsequential day. with vague acknowledgement in the blue light. tomorrow we rise again. legalize ground beef. legalize strip malls.

guys night out.

“he died so we could like,” will be my next 1/1 on FND. Minting and listing Sunday. It comes with a brutal piece of micro-fiction that is borderline unreadable in terms of sadness. this will fuck your collection up. Legalize ground beef.

@mx_void @benmccanny @jessicahische @jdebbiel @ALCrego_ @cryptostellas @crypt0natrix Permanent like

remember. to thrust. before. bed. to satisfy. the carnal urges. of pure and utter inconsequence.