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Philip has turned homosexual!
Eberwolf has turned homosexual!
Barcus has turned homosexual!
Belos and Tibbles are gay together.
Raine and Hunter are screaming.
Skara, Willow, and Emmiline Bailey Marcostimo are depressed.
Odalia is not very good.
Ghost and Bat Queen are aroace.
The Collector has turned into a a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
Skara and Vee are asexual.