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Perfectly sensible people: Ari what do you MEAN SCAD is SETTLING for you?? It’s one of the top art schools in America! Is it just because it’s not in New York? What could New York POSSIBLY have that Savannah doesn’t?
Me: 🐀
@discorporateme @master_crowley But how can we forget this boy?? He even has paw beans!
Asmodeus - slut lord supreme, toooooootally 100% NOT based off of @michaelsheen ‘s character Roland Blum. Big boss guy of the hotline, has brother issues, AND a deadbeat grandfather
Eva - big, buff, and beautiful. Possess Christine and has a homoerotic relationship with her. She works hard for the money so you better treat her right! Also has big family issues. Was supposed to be a succubus, but is technically an incubus since she attracts women.
Mercutio - chaotic imp twink, owns three ferrets, and REALLY likes Asmodeus 👀 Also Eva’s best friend, and is employee of the month every month. Mayyyybe based off of @michaelsheen when he was younger....
Christine AKA Chris - Main girl/person, studying art history with a minor in religious studies by daylight, paranormal investigator and avid demon fucker by moonlight. Also very stupid and feral.
Nicole once told Christine not to leave their toes hanging off the bed, because a demon would eat it. They’ve been leaving their bare ass cheeks hanging off the bed ever since. #ocs
@Bobbutterbutt You fool! He’s an engineering major! Now he’s gonna find the nearest soda bottle and try to make a rocket out of it!