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I have no specific in person friends
I pal around with dead people and crazy pagan gods and confused archangels
Henceforth I have a lot less stress
@Knightsatire @ebhodge I'm being a snot on purpose because America vs the UK or anywhere in Europe is an old joke going back 200+ years and is less offensive comedy fodder than anything else I can think of
I mean no harm just to be clear
If I'm sad I usually buy shit only to find out I actually need a cough drop and to cough the repeated clog out of that spot in my lung
I waste a fuck ton of money because my body doesn't give my brain the proper signals in time
I got paid and I'm going to buy a Halloween costume because I'm 38 and I'm not stopping trick or treating until I hit 40
I have never missed a year yet even in fucking blizzards in the hospital I am not missing this one
@seebellytweet @DocAtCDI I'm way too Millennial to get that joke at first read but now I get it
That's an old dad joke I needed an explanation. Sorry I'm much more like Gen Z than anything else I really needed that one explained. Thanks.
You fucking gorilla glue a wig to your fucking head and then RIP the wig off and barely feel a thing then look in the mirror at what happened to your hair and you just realize you are now probably so pain resistant you see that shit as normalcy
Pardon me if I'm a cocky prick but I've always been a cocky prick and honestly that's more of an asset in my case than a liability
People dont usually fall down as low as I was and come back alive so I guess I can be cocky as I please
Getting used to being rich with my actual family while spending the previous 38 years separate in forced poverty is just
the alderwoman is gonna have a pee pee fit this week with whats been happening on howard
damn sad too cause i like the alderwoman she needs less shit on her plate