Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸さんのイラストまとめ

strategy meeting

(duende talks with his hands; betsy talks with her hands but they're always saying 'step off, buddy'; goodwin has too many hands and doesn't know where to put any of them)

and before her now the world shall be unmade

revenant sound

(a season 7 jaylen)

they are very hungry
and they are very loud

gawky, anxious elite talent Goodwin Morin (Garages)
windscorched beach fool Stevenson Heat (Fridays)
chaos horse-man thing Sexton Wheerer (Tacos)
burnout restaurateur Patty Fox (Mills)

desert gardener Eugenia Bickle (Sunbeams)
exasperatingly inept base-thief Greer Gwiffin (Garages)
transplanted lava being Penelope Mathews (Mills)
underrated bear Ruslan Greatness (Pies)

after her fifth or sixth craft cider of the evening, Betsy Trombone only speaks in Hot Takes #blaseball

@catacalypto ah yes. tigers-fans dot jpg

@vandroidhelsing I did blaseball fanart about it on the basis that if the Seattle team haven't picked up this technique then what are they even doing

Tot Clark of the Seattle Garages, the first (and, to date, only) Internet League pitcher to employ the dramatic, technically challenging and fundamentally ineffective Alice Half-Pike